all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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