i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I need water and some morals
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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