1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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