no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
dude. I can hear the air.
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