I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We are all done wearing pants today
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