fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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