i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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