I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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