Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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