I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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