Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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