Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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