I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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