somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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