I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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