Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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