try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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