when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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