How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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