she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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