Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i came on her dog
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I would ride that face into the sunset
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
