You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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