I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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