I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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