Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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