I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm having to shit out rocks
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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