Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Don't EVER smell your tampon
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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