We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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