Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I want her autograph on my taint
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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