I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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