Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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