You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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