Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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