I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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