I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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