I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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