How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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