I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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