I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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