and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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