is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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