Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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