i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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