Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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