like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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