he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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