I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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