I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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