I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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