Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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