We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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