Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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