Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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