its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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