I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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