Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
