Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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