If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How does one acquire holy water?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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